In-Laws (2002–2003)
Jean Smart: Marlene Pellet
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Quotes
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Marlene : Call me old-fashioned, but when I was your age, nice girls brushed their hair after sex.
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Marlene : The men of this household are marking their territory. If I were you, I would just try to stay out of the way and not get sprayed!
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Marlene : You look good in leather. Well, everybody looks good in leather. Yeah, leather's lucky... well, except for cows.
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Marlene : It was just a real estate seminar. The last one was a motivational speaker telling us how to stay focused. Blah, blah, blah... I fell asleep!
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Victor : Well that was the worst movie ever made!
Alex : Daddy, how do you know? We barely stayed past the opening credits.
Victor : Well that's because in the first ten minutes it contained two of my movie dealbreakers: period costumes and male nudity.
Marlene : Well I liked the part I saw... Oh, that didn't come out right!
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Marlene : All I had to do to impress Victor's mother was get pregnant right away. Thank goodness she was lousy at math!
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Marlene : You know, we really don't have room for this one, but where do you throw out a recycling bin?