The Last Detective (2003–2007)

Sean Hughes: Mod

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Quotes 

• Dangerous Davies : I think I'm being stalked.

  Mod Lewis : I knew a woman who wouldn't leave me alone. She'd follow me everywhere, buy me clothes and give me money.

  Dangerous Davies : Did you go to the police?

  Mod Lewis : No. It'd be a cruel man who'd turn in his own mother.

• Dangerous Davies : Fancy a pint?

  Mod Lewis : Well, I've never seen an unattractive one.

• [Mod Lewis has just joked that Dangerous Davies is starting to lose his hair] 

  Dangerous Davies : What do you call a row of rabbits marching backwards?

  Mod Lewis : Dunno.

  Dangerous Davies : A receding hare-line!

• [Dangerous is trying to give Mod a driving lesson. As Mod is changing gear, he crunches the gears] 

  Mod Lewis : That didn't sound too healthy, Dangerous. When did you last have this thing serviced?

  Dangerous Davies : [yells]  Clutch! Clutch! Depress the clutch! And I don't mean tell it your life story.