The Blair Thumb (2002 Video)

Jim Jackman: Jish, Nice Old Lady, Crotchety Fisherman

Quotes 

• [Day after shark attack] 

  Stressy : Maybe it wasn't a shark.

  Jish : What?

  Vic : Well then, what was it?

  Jish : It was a shark!

  Stressy : Maybe it was a deer or something.

  Vic : I hate to break it to you, but deers don't have dorsal fins, okay? Deers don't have frickin' razor-sharp teeth, okay?

• [while being attacked by a shark in their tent] 

  Jish : Take the girl just leave us alone!

• Jish , Vic : Mallow! Mallow! Mallow!

• Vic : Hey, what was that?

  Jish : Just a twig man

  Vic : Hey, twigs don't snap themselves man

• Vic : So, so what's your names?

  Jish : This is Stressy, and I'm Jish.

  Vic : "Jish"? What kind of a name is "Jish?"

  Jish : It's just a name, dude.

  Stressy : So is Vic short for Victor?

  Vic : No, Victim. My dad was bludgeoned to death!

  Jish : [Looks horrified] 

  Stressy : Sorry, dude...

  Vic : [laughs]