Happily N'Ever After (2006)

Andy Dick: Mambo

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Quotes 

• Munk : Are you sure about this?

  Rick : No. Act cool.

  Rick : [to Troll guards]  Hey I'm just tryin' to put money in your pocket playa. Yo.

  Munk : Umm... Yo?

  Mambo : Yo! We're cool. We're low. We're on the down low. The DL. Down low. Way down we're slowly rolly polly oly.

  Mambo : [after Munk pulls him away from the guards]  Hey! What's wrong with you? I'm down!

• Munk : We're not tipping the scales of good and evil so YOU can be entertained!

  Mambo : What if we made the seven dwarves, seven feet TALL? And...

  Munk : No way!

  Mambo : What about making Rapunzel go bald...

  Munk : [interrupts, grabs remote]  NO! Forget it.

  [walks away] 

  Mambo : Couldn't we just give her split ends? Or dandruff? Or a mullet! Or SOMETHING!

• Rick : Look, I say there's no time to find the prince! We gotta take Frieda out! Ourselves!

  Munk : But she has the wizard's staff!

  Rick : So, take it! Just create a distraction, sneak up on her, and jump her.

  Mambo : Okay, good, we make a distraction, we do some sneaking, and then this 'jumping' thing thoUGH; I don't know, I have a bad back. Who's doin' the jumping?

• The Wizard : Time for my vacation! I'm off to Scotland!

  Mambo : Uhh... why?

• Rick : What's goin' on?

  Mambo : [watching Prince Humperdink storm the castle]  There's the dashing prince, he's charging, he's wielding his noble sword, with... with fiery determination, he's falling off, he's falling off the steed, he fell off... he's on the ground now, he's on the ground, he's lookin' for his noble sword...

  Rick : I'm almost startin' to feel sorry for the guy!

  Mambo : He's feeling around, is that, he has a stick,

  [Humperdink shrieks] 

  Mambo : oh... ooh, they're kicking him now... and they're laughing, they're laughing at him, and they're, he, oh, he just... got... captured...

• Mambo : I hate gravity!

• Mambo : [as the group is being chased by a wolf]  KISS IT! Maybe it'll turn into a prince!

• Mambo : [running on the crystal ball]  And he's running; it's Mambo by a mile!

  Munk : You spin it off that stand, you are in big trouble!

  Mambo : I'm dancing, I'm dancing, I'm skating, I'm skating, I'm backwards skating, backwards skating, not so easy, not so easy--

  [Munk jams a broom in between the crystal ball and its stand] 

• Mambo : [Munk takes the crystal ball remote from Mambo; Mambo stands on the crystal ball] 

  [imitating Munk] 

  Mambo : Oh, look at me, I'm Munk!

  [blows raspberry] 

  Munk : Mambo, get down!

  Mambo : [imitating Munk]  I am Munk, and my nostrils show; I've got dandruff and bad B.O.!

  Munk : Stop fooling around; you're gonna break it!

  Mambo : Munk is a bossy know-it-all with a butt the size of a shopping mall!

  Munk : Stop it, that's enough!