- Laura Harrington: Was there no dial tone?
- Frank Harrington: No, Laura. I just forgot the number to 9-1-1!
- Frank Harrington: Holy shit! The bitch shot me in the leg.
- Laura Harrington: [calmly asking after she shoots Frank in his leg] Is he hurt?
- Laura Harrington: Should we save some pie for Michael?
- Frank Harrington: He's dead.
- Laura Harrington: Okay.
- Laura Harrington: [after Frank nearly hits an oncoming car] I hope you slept well! Maybe I should whip you up some breakfast!