Andy Richter Controls the Universe (2002–2003)

Jonathan Slavin: Byron Togler

Quotes 

• Andy : I see why you joined this place.

  Byron : It's not what you think. Yeah, I'm really into her. But, I can't even have sex with her.

  Andy : How come?

  Byron : I can't have sex 3 months before my initiation rites.

  Andy : Well, can't you get credit for the other 29 sexless years of your life?

  Byron : [sarcastically]  Ha, ha, ha.

  [seriously] 

  Byron : No. I asked.