The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra (2001)

Larry Blamire: Dr. Paul Armstrong

Quotes 

• Ranger Brad : Well again I didn't mean to throw a damper. Believe me that's the last thing I'd like to throw. I don't want to throw anything at all really. But when folks are horribly mutilated, I feel it's my job to tell others. We take our horrible mutilations seriously up in these parts.

  Betty Armstrong : I'm sure you do. Honey, the Ranger's just doing his job.

  Dr. Paul Armstrong : Of course he is. I'm sorry Ranger Brad. I guess all this talk of horrible mutilation has me on edge.

  Ranger Brad : That's all right Dr. Armstrong. This horrible mutilation has a whole lot of people on a whole lot of edges.

• Dr. Paul Armstrong : Dinner was delicious, honey. Keep cooking like that and I won't even be able to move, let alone do science.

  Betty Armstrong : That'd suit me fine, Mr. Meteor.

  Dr. Paul Armstrong : Ouch, that hurt. Tomorrow let's say you and I go searching for our rocky glowing radioactive friend from space... together.

  Betty Armstrong : Paul Armstrong, I do believe there's hope for you yet. Shake on it?

  Dr. Paul Armstrong : Why shake when we can touch other things... like lips?

• Dr. Paul Armstrong : Seriously, Betty, you know what this meteor could mean to science. If we find it, and it's real, it could mean a lot. It could mean actual advances in the field of science.

• Skeleton : You must find the atmosphereum.

  Animala : Amish Terrarium. Must find Amish terrarium.

  Dr. Paul Armstrong : I don't understand. Why does she need an Amish terrarium?

  Betty Armstrong : Don't the Amish live in open air, like us?

  Dr. Paul Armstrong : Of course, Betty, it's absurd. Putting the Amish in glass cases would be inhumane.

• Dr. Paul Armstrong : As a scientist I just wish I could appreciate more things like cabins... bicycles...

• Dr. Paul Armstrong : I might just be a test-tube-tipping lab jockey who's looked at too many shiny rocks for far too long but something tells me you know more about this than you're letting on.

• Dr. Paul Armstrong : Hmm... I wonder.

  Dr. Roger Fleming : Hmm... I also wonder.

• Betty Armstrong : I hope the owners don't mind their dishes holding a radioactive meteor.

  Dr. Paul Armstrong : Don't eat the meteor by mistake, whatever you do.

  [they laugh] 

  Dr. Paul Armstrong : Seriously, we'll clean the dishes before we go.

• Dr. Paul Armstrong : Looks like a perfect day for hunting space rocks, wouldn't you say Betty?

  Betty Armstrong : Oh Paul, I'm frightened.

  Dr. Paul Armstrong : Wh-what is it darling? What's the matter? Tell me?

  Betty Armstrong : I don't know. Nothing I can put my finger on. Not something I can see or touch or feel. But something I can't quite see or touch or feel or put my finger on.

  Dr. Paul Armstrong : Oh well. Shall we find that meteor?

• Dr. Paul Armstrong : Mutilate... Mutant... I wonder.

• Betty Armstrong : Wher-where am I? What happened?

  Dr. Paul Armstrong : It's alright Betty, you were just doing some very stupid things.

• Dr. Paul Armstrong : The only person I want in that pretty little head of yours is me.

• Dr. Paul Armstrong : From now on, I'll stick to science, and leave the hunting alien mutants to the experts!

• Betty Armstrong : Paul, you're not well enough. You hardly touched your pudding.

  Dr. Paul Armstrong : If I'm wrong about my hunch, Betty, I'll buy you enough pudding to go to the moon and back!