That '80s Show (2002)

Eddie Shin: Roger

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• Corey Howard : What am I supposed to do, huh? Live in a dump and drink out of bug candles the rest of my life? You know what I ought to tell her tomorrow at work? Done. Forget it. It's over. Because if she rejects my family, she rejects me.

  Roger : What is this, Godfather III?

• Roger : Have either of you seen Patty?

  Corey Howard , Owen : No.

  Corey Howard : Have you seen Tuesday?

  Roger , Owen : No.

  Owen : What about Katie?

  Roger , Corey Howard : No.

  Owen : Oh, my God. They've evacuated the women.

• Roger : I gotta tell ya, I'm sort of enjoying this break from Patty. I'm not just on this planet to service her. I've got ideas to share and wisdom to impart.

  Owen : What should I do about Katie?

  Roger : I don't know, man, I got my own problems!

• [Roger walks in] 

  Roger : Katie, have you got a couple minutes?

  Katie Howard : Yes.

  Roger : Do you consider yourself to be someone who -- knows a good value?

  Katie Howard : Yes.

  Roger : And if you could save some money, you'd like that, wouldn't you?

  Katie Howard : Why, yes.

  Roger : And if I said you could be driving a brand new car with no money down, you'd be interested, right?

  Katie Howard : Yes.

  Roger : Congratulations! You just bought a brand new car!

  Katie Howard : I see what you did! That was very convincing.

  Roger : Thank you.

  [Roger begins to exit] 

  Katie Howard : What colour is it? What colour is my brand new car?

  Roger : Doesn't matter, it's a done deal.

  Katie Howard : It is not! I wanna see the manager!

  Roger : Damn, I get that all the time!