That '80s Show (2002)

Tinsley Grimes: Katie Howard

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• June Tuesday : So, why don't you tell your brother that's why I don't like hangin' out in his perfect little world. How's a person supposed to sleep when people aren't screaming at each other?

  Katie Howard : Well, you should've been around when my parents were still together. They fought constantly. My mother's a control freak and my dad screws around.

  Patty : Yeah, I think I slept with him.

• Katie Howard : It's a fondue set! "Congratulations on your recent... nuptials." Did I get married?

  Owen : Uh, well, some of the guys on the ship might think you did.

  Katie Howard : Why would they think that?

  Owen : 'Cause that's what I told them.

• Corey Howard : Ugh! What's that smell?

  R.T. Howard : That smell is my little entrepreneur.

  Katie Howard : I'm making scented candles.

  Corey Howard : They smell like death!

  Katie Howard : Death? Or pina colada?

  Corey Howard : Death!

• Katie Howard : Did you and Corey have a fight?

  June Tuesday : No, I just - I can't sleep. This house is so... quiet. You know, I'd - I'd love to hear just one little siren, or - or maybe a gunshot.

• [Corey is shaving, Katie walks in] 

  Katie Howard : I'll take that!

  [Katie takes Corey's razor] 

  Corey Howard : What are you doing?

  Katie Howard : I'm throwing it out because it's plastic, and non-biodegradable.

  Corey Howard : Well,

  [Corey holds up Katie's razor] 

  Corey Howard : why aren't you throwing out your razor?

  Katie Howard : Because I'm an environmentalist.

  [Katie takes her razor] 

  Katie Howard : I'm just not ready to be a *hairy* environmentalist.

• Katie Howard : Have a cupcake. I made them with my new muffin pans. They were a wedding present we received from the ship's chaplain.

  Owen : Oh, Father Chip. That's so nice.

  Katie Howard : Owen, you lied to a man of the cloth! We are not married!

  Owen : And whose fault is that?

• [Roger walks in] 

  Roger : Katie, have you got a couple minutes?

  Katie Howard : Yes.

  Roger : Do you consider yourself to be someone who -- knows a good value?

  Katie Howard : Yes.

  Roger : And if you could save some money, you'd like that, wouldn't you?

  Katie Howard : Why, yes.

  Roger : And if I said you could be driving a brand new car with no money down, you'd be interested, right?

  Katie Howard : Yes.

  Roger : Congratulations! You just bought a brand new car!

  Katie Howard : I see what you did! That was very convincing.

  Roger : Thank you.

  [Roger begins to exit] 

  Katie Howard : What colour is it? What colour is my brand new car?

  Roger : Doesn't matter, it's a done deal.

  Katie Howard : It is not! I wanna see the manager!

  Roger : Damn, I get that all the time!

• Katie Howard : Hello! Do you think I could put one of these up?

  [Katie holds up a poster] 

  June Tuesday : Let me guess... A Cindy Lauper look-a-like contest? I think you've got a lock on it!

  Katie Howard : Uh, that's so mean! You must be Tuesday! I'm Katie, Corey's sister.

  [Corey walks up] 

  Corey Howard : Oh, Earthday '84... Wow! It's early this year. - Still signing my checks Earthday '83.

  [Corey laughs at his own joke] 

  Corey Howard : [Tuesday sarcastically laughs] 

  June Tuesday : That was funny... To no one!

  Corey Howard : Wait a minute, you thought I was funny this morning when we were making fun of the yuppies.

  June Tuesday : That was then... This is now.

  [Tuesday exits] 

  Katie Howard : I think she likes you!