A Kind of Magic (1990–1992)

Wayne Dobson: Self, Wayne Dobson

Quotes 

• [Ringo and Linda are about to perform a sword trick on Wayne] 

  Wayne : Has anyone done this trick before?

  Ringo : Er, King Henry the Eighth tried it on a couple of his wives!

• [Ringo is about to demonstrate his ability at ESP] 

  Wayne : [spotting the eye holes in Ringo's blindfold]  Oi!

  Ringo : I've been meaning to tell you about the moths in this hat! Sorry about that.

• Ringo : I remember the last time we did this - it was the end of the series and nobody told me. I spent 8 weeks in my hat thinking 'this audience is quiet!' I wasn't too worried, though, cause you've waited 8 weeks for a laugh before now!

  Wayne : Oi!

• [Wayne is holding a man's credit card] 

  Wayne : What am I holding, Ringo?

  Ringo : I'd rather not say!

  Wayne : Come on, Ringo, It's your flexible friend!

  Ringo : That's why I'd rather not say!

• Wayne : Is this your card?

  Credit Card Owner : Yes.

  Wayne : Thank you.

  [Goes to pocket the card] 

  Ringo : I wouldn't put that in there, Wayne, it expired last month!

  Wayne : [looking at the card]  So it did!

  [Wayne hands the card back]