The Hot Chick (2002) Poster

(2002)

Rachel McAdams: Jessica

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  • Jessica Spencer , April : Boys are cheats and liars, they're such a big disgrace. They will tell you anything to get to second base... ball, baseball he thinks he's gonna score. If you let him go all the way then you are a hor... ticulture studies flowers, geologist studies rocks. The only thing a guy wants from you is a place to put his cock... roaches, beetles, butterflies and bugs. Nothing makes him happier than a giant pair of jug... glers and acrobats, a dancing bear named Chuck. All guys really want to do is - forget it, no such luck.

  • Teacher : Now, I'm returning your papers on the Salem Witch Trials. I'm sad to report that Eden here got the only A.

    Jessica Spencer : That's not fair. She's the only one who was actually there.

    Eden : [Everyone laugh as Eden chants]  Hexum maleficium spiritum sanctum nostradumus!

  • Clive (Jessica) : I'll make you a deal. You just let me make another 500 bucks tonight, OK. Then, I'll give you your body back because it soooo important to you.

    [mockingly] 

    Clive (Jessica) : Waa waa I'm crying about my body... And then, you can just loan it to me every other weekend so I can pay off some gambling debts.

  • Bianca : Hi Jessica, you look great. Are you doing anything different or just hanging out with skankier friends?

    Jessica Spencer : You look good, too, Bianca. Are you eating less or just barfing more?

    Monique : Barfing more.

  • [Clive is in a sauna surrounded by attractive women] 

    Clive (Jessica) : I hear it's... uh... good for the skin if you take your towel off.

    [the women all get up to leave] 

    Clive (Jessica) : Hey! Where ya goin'? I'll see you in the shower.

    [Notices that there is one other woman left] 

    Clive (Jessica) : Hey there.

  • [a stripper has recognized "Clive" and punches Jessica hard] 

    Clive (Jessica) : Oooh. Nice one!

    Pole Cat Stripper : Bastard! You got a lot of nerve coming back here!

    Jessica (Clive) : But I didn't...

    [to Clive] 

    Jessica (Clive) : What was that all about?

    Clive (Jessica) : Do you believe I get to share a locker with that!

  • Jessica Spencer : Look at these earrings. I'll be the envy of every girl at prom. Not like that was in jeopardy or anything.

    [April sighs in disgust] 

  • Clive (Jessica) : [Walking into the bathroom after he has turned into Jessica]  WHERE'S MY...?

  • Jessica (Clive) : [grabs Clive's drink as he's about to drink it]  There'd better not be any alcohol in that!

    Clive (Jessica) : Oh, no no no. This is a VIRGIN Scotch on the Rocks.

  • Jessica Spencer : You're the only boy who makes my heart beat faster and slower at the same time.

  • [Clive, in Jessica's body, looks at a box of tampons frantically] 

    Clive (Jessica) : I gotta do WHAT?

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