A Winnie the Pooh Thanksgiving (1998 TV Movie)

Michael Gough: Gopher

Quotes 

• Owl : [washing the dishes]  Ah so clean it squeaks. It reminds me of the time that Aunt Ophelia joined the royal opera.

  Gopher : [getting the supplies to make a pumpkin pie]  By boat that's my motto,

  Owl : Ah the poor dear alas quite laid an egg, and her debut proved a swan song.

  Gopher : [throws a pile of pumpkins on the table]  Hmmm gotta be some efficient way to process these pumpkins.

  [pulls out a tape measure and starts taking measurements] 

  Owl : Why the critics dismissed her performance as a bomb. Ophelia herself had a blast.

  [chuckles] 

  Owl : Oh blast very good very good.

  Gopher : [using a L-Ruler hearing Owl gets an idea]  By day that's it I'll blast!

  [loud explosion we see pumpkin splattered everywhere as Gopher gets the pumpkin into a bowl] 

  Gopher : .

  Owl : [still washing the dishes]  Ahh so clean we could very nearly eat off of it.

  Gopher : [tasting the pumpkin pie mix]  Hmmm needs another half a jalapeño and a tad more turmeric.

  [adds those ingredients to the mix which causes it to violently bubble] 

  Gopher : Yes siree that's what I like,

  [stirs it with a spoon and the spoon disintegrates] 

  Gopher : a desert with attitude.

  Owl : A magnificent bone China left me by my great grandfather.

  Gopher : [takes the bowl of the pumpkin pie mix and rigs it up and he fires up a propane blow torch]  Once I crank her up to 2,000 centigrade this baby will be done in no time.

  [puts a welding belt over his face and sticks the torch under the bowl]