Inspector Gadget 2 (2003 Video)

French Stewart: Inspector Gadget

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Quotes 

• [at the science convention] 

  Inspector Gadget : Now I need you to keep an sharp eye out, Gadgetmobile, if you see anything suspicious you let me know!

  Gadgetmobile : You mean like a Trekkie with a girlfriend?

• Inspector Gadget : Fired? *You* can't fire me! I quit!

  Chief Quimby : Hmm.

  Inspector Gadget : Wait a second, I don't wanna quit. Besides, Chief, it's not my fault.

  [reaches into his coat pocket] 

  Inspector Gadget : Look what Baxter found on me.

  [holds up a tiny beeping antenna] 

  Inspector Gadget : A circuit override chip.

  Chief Quimby : I don't care! Claw stole the laser, and you tarred and feathered the mayor in *toothpaste* and caused a hundred thousand dollars in damages!

  [dryly] 

  Chief Quimby : Turn in your badge, Gadget.

  Inspector Gadget : Oh! But, Chief... all I ever wanted to be, my entire life, was a crime fighter.

  Chief Quimby : Your badge.

  [Gadget sadly looks to G2, takes out his badge and reluctantly slides it onto Chief Quimby's desk] 

  Chief Quimby : Well, that'll be all... *Mr.* Gadget.

• Chief Quimby : [sits in his office chair whilst eating a jam donut]  Gadget! I told you *specifically* not to go to the stakeout!

  Inspector Gadget : That's not entirely accurate, Chief. You told me not to get within a hundred yards of the stakeout, and I posted myself exactly one hundred... and one... yards... away.

  G2 : Then how did you manage to get tangled up with me inside the warehouse?

  Inspector Gadget : Well, you gave me backup at the bar. I thought I'd give you backup at the warehouse.

  G2 : I *never* need backup.

  [to Quimby] 

  G2 : And until we find out what Claw needs the fuel cells for, all of Riverton is at risk.

  Inspector Gadget : Chief, you *have* to put me back on the case! The department *needs* me!

  [bangs his fist on the desk, accidentally squashes a box of jam donuts; Quimby's face is covered in jam; Gadget straightens himself] 

  Chief Quimby : [calmly]  That's right, Gadget. The department *does* need you. And I've got just the assignment to take advantage of your unique abilities.

  [chuckles evilly] 

• Inspector Gadget : [facing his enemy during a car chase]  Claw, stop the truck and come out with your claw up!

  Claw : [referring to Penny]  You know, Gadget, there's one true detective in your family, and it isn't you. Too bad you didn't listen to her when you had the chance.

  Inspector Gadget : Penny? Penny?

  Claw : Now it's time to say good-bye to me and to your partner!

• Inspector Gadget : [watching Quimby's mother beat up cellmates]  Wowers! That's gotta hurt!

  Chief Quimby : Mom's tough love.

  [to Gadget] 

  Chief Quimby : This is your last warning, Gadget!

  [wags his pink finger] 

  Chief Quimby : Stick to solving real crimes!

  Inspector Gadget : Chief, there are no criminals left. They're all in Riverton Prison.