Deliver Us from Eva (2003)

Royale Watkins: Telly

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Quotes 

• Telly : The best way to get over an old man...

  Ormandy : ...is to get under a new one!

• Telly : [on the phone with his girlfriend]  No, you can't come by here... because I'm pretending to be gay... because in L.A., a straight male hairdresser is an unemployed male hairdresser.

• Ormandy : [to the deliver guy at the hair salon]  I need a real man Not a child or a boy Give me a hard rock Not a soft little toy You think women are hard You thick we're evil and mean Well I think maybe you don't need us

  Telly : Maybe you on the wrong team

  Ormandy : So I need a real man And my standards are high Don't like what you just heard Then you need not apply

• Ormandy : Ooh, that's a good looking man. I can't keep my legs together.

  Telly : The sun rises and you can't keep your legs together.