Haggard (2003 Video)

Jennifer Rivell: Glauren

Quotes 

• Glauren : What I need right now is heavy metal music, hard drinkin, mayhem, shit you can't offer me right now, okay Ryan?

  Ryan Dunn : Who are you? You don't even like fast music - you don't even drink.

  Glauren : [indignant]  Yeah. Before I met Hellboy. You know what your problem is? You always want shit to stay the same, okay? I need to get out there. I wanna play the field - of dicks.

  [beat] 

  Ryan Dunn : Eww.

• [Glauren and Hellboy are having sex; Valo and Falcone are eavesdropping] 

  Glauren : Teenagers were meant to fuck.

  Valo : Did she just say "teenagers were meant to fuck"?

• Glauren : What do you mean no? You said you'd do anything for me the other night!

  Ryan : I think I was drunk... and rather stupid. So no. And fuck off.

  Glauren : Me fuck off?

  Ryan : FUCK OFF!

  Glauren : Fuck you!

  [slaps Valo] 

• Ryan Dunn : You look beautiful today.

  Glauren : You look like shit.

  Ryan Dunn : Gee thanks, why do you think I'm in here? I'm getting my hair cut. I know I look like shit.

• Glauren : I get all the free games I want. What can you offer me?

  Ryan : I don't know how I can compete with free games, but how about my UTTER DEVOTION to you?

  Glauren : That's so overrated.

• Glauren : Hellboy fucking fingered me.

• [Talking about Hellboy's tattoo] 

  Glauren : Actually, he's got a rhino. Ya' know, I'm a Leo so I like rhinos...

  [In a sarcastic voice] 

  Ryan Dunn : Yeah, rhino, real cool.

• Glauren : I got a two o'clock.

  Ryan Dunn : I am your two o'clock. You're a hairdresser, I got bad hair and I need you to cut it.

  Glauren : You're an asshole.