The Brak Show (2000–2007)

George Lowe: Dad, Space Ghost, Announcer, Brak's Dad

Quotes 

• Brak : I'm going to go talk to my dad. He'll know what to do.

  Dad : How the hell do I know?

• [Mom yells at Dad after the roof is torn off their house, she then walks away] 

  Dad : [to self]  I don't know why we need a roof anyway, just put a hat on and get over it!

• Brak : Dad, I need 20 dollars.

  Dad : Yes, and I need a prehensile tail so I can grab onto things like a monkey.

• Dad : [mumbling in hot tub water] 

  Brak : I hope those are talking bubbles, buddy.

• Dad : Tonight, in the dark of night, after night has shrouded my dark plan in its nightly darkness, I will exact my revenge!

• [Brak comes home in tears] 

  Brak : I don't want to live anymore!

  [runs to his room] 

  Dad : Alright, now I can finally have that study I've always wanted.

  [Mom looks at him angrily] 

  Dad : What? I'm half kidding, what do you people want from me?