- Ape: Oh, great, another human spaceship crashing into our planet. If I hear one more speech about the NRA, I'm gonna shot myself.
- Commander Gaylor: [after surviving a spaceship crash caused by Lt. Fornication and Lt. Pushkintucushkin] What the HELL is going on? What happened?
- Lt. Fornication: The capsule opened early...
- Commander Gaylor: Oh, SURE, Lt. Fornication. That's why you guys were ass-naked and kissing.
- Lt. Pushkintucushkin: Vhat you do?
- Lt. Fornication: I'm creating peace between our great nations.
- Lt. Pushkintucushkin: Oh, I like!