30 out of 30 people found the following comment useful :- c'est le garbage, 24 September 2006
Author:
vlad_tepes97 from United States
*** This comment may contain spoilers ***
i read the DVD case. it promised a stellar cast and adventures for my
8yr old daughter. i got it for my daughter and watched it with her. it
was awful from start to finish. it made me cringe all the way through.
i could feel my IQ dropping the longer i watched.
1. flatulence humour. no thanks.
2. anachronistic dialogue and so-called "cool" slang.
3. pitiful indoor sets. it looked like they were just shooting the same
set from a different side of the room.
4. references, in what was probably meant to be a children's movie, to
adult movies like the silence of the lambs was just the pits.
5. smartmouthed and pointless characters.
the lone bright spots for me were mcraney and redgrave. at least they
sounded almost authentic.
oui. c'est le garbage.
A fun family film, 7 June 2008
Author:
mike-downing-1 from United States
This is a fun flick.
The actors do a good job. Delta Burke is excellent and Lynn Redgrave
has many funny lines. The child actors did a good job as well. And
while I usually don't care much about Howie Mandell, I think he struck
the right note as the Sandman.
Yes, the sets are simple, but this is a fairy tale. Fairy tales are
skin and bones--nighttime stories--they are not meant to be miracles of
on-location production.
Maybe I'm old school, but I'll take a good story with good actors on a
simple stage over fancy special effects any time. My wife and I watched
Hansel and Gretel after we watched Cloverfield (with all of its special
effects, including intentional shaky camera), and we thought H&G was
way better.
Plus, there is no swearing, no boob or penis jokes, and no gratuitous
violence. Not that I'm a prude, but I think they did a good job of
preserving the message of the movie: magic resides in our dreams.
A fun film for the entire family.
4 out of 23 people found the following comment useful :- A kids TV show on the big screen, 19 October 2002
Author:
Thomps2525 from Glendale CA
The Brothers Grimm wrote a short story called "Hansel & Gretel." Tag
Entertainment did a fair job at converting it into a movie, although the
film probably would play better on television. The film switches back and
forth between the actual story of Hansel & Gretel and the father who is
reading the Hansel & Gretel story to his kids. The kids, one of whom is
Dakota Fanning (from "I Am Sam") are far better actors than the adults.
Delta Burke's character, in particular, is very exaggerated and
over-the-top, in the style of Edie McClurg. The woods that Hansel &
Gretel
get lost in are painfully obvious indoor sets. Trees in the background
are
flat paintings and, in the more distant background, there appears a blue
wall where there should be dense stands of trees. Kids won't notice,
though, and the movie is aimed at kids. The Sandman, as portrayed by
Howie
Mandel, comes across as buffoonish and silly and not very likable. And
why
oh why does almost every kid-oriented movie have to contain so many farts
and belches? But of course "Hansel & Gretel" made no promises to
greatness,
and the average kid will enjoy it.
10 out of 36 people found the following comment useful :- A twisted fairy tale, 5 February 2003
Author:
Oz-38 from United States
Hansel and Gretel, is the story of two kids who meet a witch in a house
made
of gingerbread. But this version, is twisted.
The stepmother, wants to live in a house with a tv, and thinks the kids
will
stop her from that. So, she takes them into the woods, and leaves. Hansel
&
Gretel get lost, and meet the sandman, a wood fairy and the
troll.
But, a "twister" blows them towards a gingerbread house, and a near-sited
old woman comes out, offering them food... but, the woman is not what she
seems...
This film has a great cast, and the story is great. But, there are
several
gags that slow down the storyline. One of which, is that the story is
being
told by a father telling his children. (the father is "reading" the book,
but makes things up, which explains the twisted version)
This film is good, but the gags might tempt you to turn it off, before you
even see the witch in her gingerbread house.
7/10
0 out of 19 people found the following comment useful :- Great for kid's imagination!!!, 11 November 2004
Author:
candahope (candahope@hotmail.com) from Texas, USA
This movie is great for the whole family to sit down together and
watch. I love the jokes and references, there is just enough to keep
the parents interest along with the children's. For example my favorite
reference is the stepmother's comment about "Designing Women", (the
stepmother is played by Delta Burke)and the kids enjoy most of them as
well. What 7 year old boy doesn't thing farts and burps are funny. It's
not intended to be a serious version of the classic fairy tale. It's
supposed to be modern and goofy. The characters are over-dramatic and
cartoonlike. Perfect for children to imitate and use there
imaginations. Great cast of actors. I absolutely love it. It's fun.
6 out of 33 people found the following comment useful :- Adults and older kids will enjoy this., 3 August 2004
Author:
pac8 from New York
A fun film. Yes, it's long. Yes, it does seem a bit redundant at times,
but the modern twists and dialogue and, if you are paying close
attention, a bit of Monty Python and various other more mature film
lines tucked in for fun, not to mention a certain chorus from a
Metallica song, Sandman.
Howie Mandell did a great job as the Sandman but the character seemed a
bit off with it's stereotypical "gay lisp" and at the same time, ogling
the Wood Fairy - who resembles a certain young lady from Tomb Raiders
with her Fairy wands strapped to her thighs and her short shorts. Delta
Burke was fun as the Wicked Stepmother. You truly wanted to see her get
her just desserts in the end, but she doesn't. And even that was a nice
twist on the tale. Lynn Redgrave always adds to a role. She is superb
as the fiendish female version of Hannibal Letcher.
This is aimed at an older audience, not little children. The humor and
the references are going to go over the heads of the younger set.
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30 out of 30 people found the following comment useful :-
c'est le garbage, 24 September 2006
Author: vlad_tepes97 from United States
*** This comment may contain spoilers ***
i read the DVD case. it promised a stellar cast and adventures for my 8yr old daughter. i got it for my daughter and watched it with her. it was awful from start to finish. it made me cringe all the way through. i could feel my IQ dropping the longer i watched.
1. flatulence humour. no thanks.
2. anachronistic dialogue and so-called "cool" slang.
3. pitiful indoor sets. it looked like they were just shooting the same set from a different side of the room.
4. references, in what was probably meant to be a children's movie, to adult movies like the silence of the lambs was just the pits.
5. smartmouthed and pointless characters.
the lone bright spots for me were mcraney and redgrave. at least they sounded almost authentic.
oui. c'est le garbage.
A fun family film, 7 June 2008

Author: mike-downing-1 from United States
This is a fun flick.
The actors do a good job. Delta Burke is excellent and Lynn Redgrave has many funny lines. The child actors did a good job as well. And while I usually don't care much about Howie Mandell, I think he struck the right note as the Sandman.
Yes, the sets are simple, but this is a fairy tale. Fairy tales are skin and bones--nighttime stories--they are not meant to be miracles of on-location production.
Maybe I'm old school, but I'll take a good story with good actors on a simple stage over fancy special effects any time. My wife and I watched Hansel and Gretel after we watched Cloverfield (with all of its special effects, including intentional shaky camera), and we thought H&G was way better.
Plus, there is no swearing, no boob or penis jokes, and no gratuitous violence. Not that I'm a prude, but I think they did a good job of preserving the message of the movie: magic resides in our dreams.
A fun film for the entire family.
4 out of 23 people found the following comment useful :-
A kids TV show on the big screen, 19 October 2002
Author: Thomps2525 from Glendale CA
The Brothers Grimm wrote a short story called "Hansel & Gretel." Tag Entertainment did a fair job at converting it into a movie, although the film probably would play better on television. The film switches back and forth between the actual story of Hansel & Gretel and the father who is reading the Hansel & Gretel story to his kids. The kids, one of whom is Dakota Fanning (from "I Am Sam") are far better actors than the adults. Delta Burke's character, in particular, is very exaggerated and over-the-top, in the style of Edie McClurg. The woods that Hansel & Gretel get lost in are painfully obvious indoor sets. Trees in the background are flat paintings and, in the more distant background, there appears a blue wall where there should be dense stands of trees. Kids won't notice, though, and the movie is aimed at kids. The Sandman, as portrayed by Howie Mandel, comes across as buffoonish and silly and not very likable. And why oh why does almost every kid-oriented movie have to contain so many farts and belches? But of course "Hansel & Gretel" made no promises to greatness, and the average kid will enjoy it.
10 out of 36 people found the following comment useful :-
A twisted fairy tale, 5 February 2003
Author: Oz-38 from United States
Hansel and Gretel, is the story of two kids who meet a witch in a house made of gingerbread. But this version, is twisted.
The stepmother, wants to live in a house with a tv, and thinks the kids will stop her from that. So, she takes them into the woods, and leaves. Hansel & Gretel get lost, and meet the sandman, a wood fairy and the troll.
But, a "twister" blows them towards a gingerbread house, and a near-sited old woman comes out, offering them food... but, the woman is not what she seems...
This film has a great cast, and the story is great. But, there are several gags that slow down the storyline. One of which, is that the story is being told by a father telling his children. (the father is "reading" the book, but makes things up, which explains the twisted version)
This film is good, but the gags might tempt you to turn it off, before you even see the witch in her gingerbread house.
7/10
0 out of 19 people found the following comment useful :-

Great for kid's imagination!!!, 11 November 2004
Author: candahope (candahope@hotmail.com) from Texas, USA
This movie is great for the whole family to sit down together and watch. I love the jokes and references, there is just enough to keep the parents interest along with the children's. For example my favorite reference is the stepmother's comment about "Designing Women", (the stepmother is played by Delta Burke)and the kids enjoy most of them as well. What 7 year old boy doesn't thing farts and burps are funny. It's not intended to be a serious version of the classic fairy tale. It's supposed to be modern and goofy. The characters are over-dramatic and cartoonlike. Perfect for children to imitate and use there imaginations. Great cast of actors. I absolutely love it. It's fun.
6 out of 33 people found the following comment useful :-
Adults and older kids will enjoy this., 3 August 2004
Author: pac8 from New York
A fun film. Yes, it's long. Yes, it does seem a bit redundant at times, but the modern twists and dialogue and, if you are paying close attention, a bit of Monty Python and various other more mature film lines tucked in for fun, not to mention a certain chorus from a Metallica song, Sandman.
Howie Mandell did a great job as the Sandman but the character seemed a bit off with it's stereotypical "gay lisp" and at the same time, ogling the Wood Fairy - who resembles a certain young lady from Tomb Raiders with her Fairy wands strapped to her thighs and her short shorts. Delta Burke was fun as the Wicked Stepmother. You truly wanted to see her get her just desserts in the end, but she doesn't. And even that was a nice twist on the tale. Lynn Redgrave always adds to a role. She is superb as the fiendish female version of Hannibal Letcher.
This is aimed at an older audience, not little children. The humor and the references are going to go over the heads of the younger set.
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