Friday After Next (2002)
Joel McKinnon Miller: Officer Hole
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Quotes
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Officer Dix : For the second time, y'all got jacked by Santa Claus?
Day-Day : Yeah.
Officer Hole : Black guy, wasn't it?
Day-Day : No, this was a nigga that did this.
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Officer Hole : This is Officer Brian Dix. I'm Officer Alvin Hole, and we'll let you know if anything develops.
Craig Jones : [looks at card] Officer A. Hole and B. Dix.
Officer Hole : We'll call you.
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Officer Hole : Makes me wanna go home and lock up all my shit.
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Officer Hole : Oh and when we find St. Nick, what do y'all want us to do to him? Cracked ribs? Fractured skull? Little eye gouge?
Craig Jones , Day-Day : Fractured skull.
Day-Day : Beat da shit out of him.
Craig Jones : Eye gouge. That's the shit.
Officer Hole : [writes it down] And an eye gouge.
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Craig Jones : We the victims, man. We the victims.
Officer Hole : That victim shit is way overblown. Just sit there and shut up.
Craig Jones : [sotto] Asshole.
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Officer Dix : Open up, let's do this.
Officer Hole : [imitating Willie] Put down the b-b-b-b-b-b-barbecue!