The Shield (2002–2008)
CCH Pounder: Detective Claudette Wyms, Captain Claudette Wyms
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Quotes
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Claudette Wyms : The evidence is lacking.
Vic Mackey : So is Dutchboy's dick but I'm not helping with that.
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Claudette Wyms : Right now Vic Mackey may look like a mighty big catch to you. Do the smart thing, son. Cut bait.
David Aceveda : It doesn't bother you, the things he does?
Claudette Wyms : I don't judge other cops.
David Aceveda : Mackey's not a cop. He's Al Capone with a badge.
Claudette Wyms : Al Capone made money by giving the people what they wanted. What people want these days is to make it to their cars without getting mugged. Come home from work and see their stereo is still there. Hear about some murder in the barrio, find out the next day the police caught the guy. If having all those things means some cop roughed up some spic or some nigger in the ghetto... well, as far as most people are concerned it's don't ask, don't tell.
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Vic Mackey : You better figure out how much you hate me. And how you're going to deal with that. 'Cause I'm not going anywhere.
Claudette Wyms : Neither am I.
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Claudette Wyms : How'd the Strike Team do?
Detective Trish George : They did great.
[indicates Shane]
Detective Trish George : That one's a naturally born undercover cum guzzler.
Shane Vendrell : [playfully] Hey, I heard that, bitch.
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Claudette Wyms : We both know. What happened to Ronnie, that's on you. It's all on you.
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Holland Wagenbach : I am mature and distinguished - a lot of young women appreciate that.
Claudette Wyms : You really ought to cut back on the porn.
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Holland Wagenbach : [about Danny's pregnancy] That's Vic's kid. I got 50 bucks in the pool.
Claudette Wyms : That's funny, I got 50 on you.
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Claudette Wyms : Since when do you speak Spanish?
Holland Wagenbach : I'm taking a class... I work in Los Angeles. Not knowing the language was limiting me from being the best detective I could be.
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Claudette Wyms : You gonna be able to handle him?
Vic Mackey : Oh, yeah. I'll make him sing.
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Holland Wagenbach : What am I, the Strike Team now?
Claudette Wyms : What?
Holland Wagenbach : Well, that sounded like an order.
Claudette Wyms : No, it wasn't - Do you want to go?
Holland Wagenbach : Yeah, but it's nice to be asked.
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Holland Wagenbach : You're too young to quit.
Claudette Wyms : And I'm too old for this shit.
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Claudette Wyms : Oooooh. Busting crime one blunt at a time.
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Holland Wagenbach : Is that a reporter?
Claudette Wyms : Yeah. Haven't you heard? Our captain's a "Latino to watch".
Holland Wagenbach : When's someone going to write an article about lanky white guys to watch?