- Star: I'm gracing this armpit of a town for one night, if you think I'm gonna know the name of the VENUE in El Arm-Pitto... You're Sadly Mistaken
- [the Driver swerves to avoid a car, throwing the Star into the door]
- The Driver: You just hang on tight, sir!
- [Swerves in the opposite direction]
- The Driver: We'll get you there safely!