Larry-Boy! And the Fib from Outer Space! (1997 Video)

Phil Vischer: Bob the Tomato, Percy Pea, Jimmy Gourd, Archibald (Alfred)

Quotes 

• Alfred : Boot! You transistorized tormentor! Boot!

• Alfred : Larry, what's happening?

  Larry-Boy : The monster is headed towards the Bumblyburg water tower. He is carrying a small asparagus. Alfred! We must find a way to stop this beast!

  Alfred : Yes, I'll get the computer working on it right away. Can you get to the water tower?

  Larry-Boy : The road is blocked. I'm afraid I'll have to go on foot.

  Alfred : Well, I've made a few modifications to the Larry-Mobile that might just do the trick.

  Larry-Boy : You have?

  Alfred : Well, you know. I like to tinker in my spare time.

  Larry-Boy : Is that what all these new buttons are for?

  Alfred : That's right! Unfortunately, I haven't had time to label them.

  Larry-Boy : Oh, dear.

  Alfred : But if you do exactly what I say, everything should work out fine... I think.

  [Larry-Boy grimaces at the camera] 

  Alfred : Now once you get up to speed all you have to do is press the green button. No, no, the blue button!

  Larry-Boy : Alfred! I'm going to run out of road! Which button is it?

  Alfred : The blue button! Press the blue button!

  Larry-Boy : Wipers!

  Alfred : The green button! It's the green one!

  [the horns honks a melody while passing Laura and Percy] 

  Laura Carrot : He's honking.

  Percy Pea : It's part of the plan.

  Larry-Boy : [as the Larry-Mobile approaches the water tower at top speed]  I AM GOING TO DIE!

  Alfred : Stop yelling at me! No yelling, yell, yell, yellow!

  [Larry-Boy hits the yellow button. The Larry-Mobile releases its tires and goes into flight mode, and the background music soars with a triumphant Larry-Boy flying into the sky] 

• Alfred : What do you mean you can't find it?

  Larry-Boy : I'm telling you Alfred. I've looked everywhere it's just not here.

  Alfred : Master Larry. I've gone all over the data from the science lab and I have to agree with their conclusion. Something from outer space landed in Bumblyburg. It simply has to be there somewhere.

  Larry-Boy : Look, Alfred. I've been driving around all day. I'm tired, I'm hungry, I've got to go to the bathroom. This suit is very constricting. I'm coming home.

  Alfred : But the security of Bumblyburg rests in your...

  Larry-Boy : [adamantly]  There are no space aliens in Bumblyburg!

• Li'l Pea : Boy, that was a great movie!

  Percy Pea : Oh, it sure was. I especially liked the part where the space aliens beamed all those cows up into their spaceships and then switched brains with the cows so they could come back to earth and infiltrate our society unnoticed!

  Li'l Pea : Yeah - that was - that was great.

• Larry-Boy : We need to hurry this along. I have a meeting with the action figure people in ten minutes.

  Bob : Action figure?

  Larry-Boy : Yes, Bob. Larry-Boy mania is sweeping the nation. If you're not on board, you're gonna miss the train.

  Bob : I, ah, I had no idea!

  Larry-Boy : Now you do.

• Alfred : According to my calculations, you can do... nothing.

  Larry-Boy : Nothing?

  Alfred : Yes. Nothing.

  [long pause] 

  Larry-Boy : Why didn't tell me that *before* I jumped on his head?

  Alfred : Well, my calculations were not yet finished.

• Percy Pea : [after Junior overexaggeratingly tells him how Lenny broke the plate]  Wow, gee, I didn't Lenny was capable of that kind of violence. He seemed like such a nice kid. I didn't even know he had a crocodile.