The Emperor's New Clothes (2001)
Nigel Terry: Montholon
Quotes
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Eugene : My guts have been troubling me of late.
Montholon : Perhaps Your Royal Highness would not suffer such pains if he did not sit around on his fat arse all day, stuffing his face like a pig.
Eugene : [through a mouthful of sweets] I wish to consult a doctor.
Montholon : Do you indeed?
Eugene : An Italian doctor. No, German! The best there is!
Montholon : You'll have your doctor when you've done your duty, not before.
[Eugene reaches for another sweet]
Montholon : [shouts] And stop stuffing your damn face!
[Eugene stands up abruptly, gasping, and keels over]
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[Napoleon looks at his double, Eugene, a lowly deckhand - both characters played by Ian Holm]
Napoleon Bonaparte : What are we going to do?
Montholon : Sire?
Napoleon Bonaparte : Well, he looks *nothing* like me.
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Montholon : You will of course be traveling incognito...
Napoleon Bonaparte : Yes, of course incognito, but in what capacity will I be traveling?
Montholon : Uh... a galley hand.
[Napoleon glares]
Montholon : It is in the utmost need, Sire.
Napoleon Bonaparte : Even so, surely something above decks would have been more appropriate.