Kung Phooey! (2003)

Fred Salvallon: One Ton

Quotes 

• One Ton : You know how to make a Mandarin duck?

  One Ton : [after Art Chew has blocked his punch]  Hey, you're supposed to duck.

  Art Chew : I'm not Mandarin. I'm Cantonese. No such thing as Cantonese duck.

  Lo Fat : Oooh, a wise guy, aaah.

• One Ton : Words that begin with "H", "Y" and "O" are for offensive moves only... unless they end in a vowel.