Pinky und der Millionenmops (2001)

Jaime Ferkic: Pinky

Quotes 

• Jonathan Morgan : Money destroys your character.

  Pinky : Then you must have a bad character.

  Jonathan Morgan : [smiles]  That's right.

• Pinky : I need to speak to Mr. Morgan.

  Leontine : Mr. Morgan doesn't receives people without invitations, especially children. He hates them.

• Pinky : Mr. Morgan, do you still hate children?

  Jonathan Morgan : Sure, but there are exceptions.

  Pinky : Like what?

  Jonathan Morgan : [Morgan gives Pinky a 50-mark-bill] 

  Pinky : Thank you.

  Jonathan Morgan : Don't mention it, this one is real.

• Jonathan Morgan : Could you solve a real case?

  Pinky : Sure, nobody is better than the famous Pinkerton?

  Jonathan Morgan : Pinkerton? He is dead for years.

  Pinky : Yes, 1st July 1884. But I'm his successor. Allow me: Pinky.

• Jonathan Morgan : [on a screen in his car, watched by Pinky]  Hello Pinky, if you still want a real case, then listen carefully: My store is getting robbed regularly, despite on modern security systems. The robbers work very professionaly and don't leave any clues. Therefore I need a clever detective. But I principally never hire anyone without a proper test in advance. You'll get this case, if you find me.

  Pinky : Cool.

• Jonathan Morgan : [Pinky found disguised Morgan as a test]  Couldn't you just wait a bit longer? I almost got her to flip.

  Pinky : And then what?

  Jonathan Morgan : Then I could fire her. Here the customer is the king. But anyway, you passed your test, congratulations.

• Jonathan Morgan : So you disguise yourself to spy?

  Pinky : How else can I control those lazy bunch?

  Jonathan Morgan : That's ridiculous.

  Pinky : That's how you become a millionaire.

  Jonathan Morgan : Speaking of which: You still own me my 2,20 marks. I take euros too.

• Blindschleiche : [Blindschleiche is watching TV at night and Pinky manipulated it and is showing a statue of a hallow on the screen instead, which he was filming earlier, and is talking to Blindschleiche through loudspeakers] 

  [sees the hallow on TV] 

  Blindschleiche : Oh my god.

  Pinky : [speaking for the hallow]  Don't be afraid, my daughter. I just came to see if you are not trespassing.

  Blindschleiche : Me?

  Pinky : Yes, you.

  Blindschleiche : I am never trespassing.

  Pinky : And you don't do anything that you don't allow others?

  Blindschleiche : Like what?

  Pinky : Like watching TV.

  Blindschleiche : Well yes, I am watching you right now.

  Pinky : And why can't the kids watch TV?

  Blindschleiche : They are sleeping right now.

  Pinky : And what about during the day? Or on the weekends?

  Blindschleiche : Well, watching too much TV is bad.

  Pinky : Do you agree that you call television an invention of the devil?

  Blindschleiche : Yes, oh hallow.

  Pinky : And nevertheless you are watching infernal invention.

  Blindschleiche : Please forgive me.

  Pinky : But only if you promise me to allow the same thing to the kids.

  Blindschleiche : I'll do anything you wish, my hallow.

  Pinky : And one more thing. The food, my daughter.

  Blindschleiche : The food? But it is nutritious and healthy.

  Pinky : Enough. From now on the kids will decide what to prepare.

  Blindschleiche : The kids?

  Pinky : Sure. The kids of course. And now turn this off and off to bed.

  [fades out the hallow] 

  Blindschleiche : Yes, of course.

  [turns off the TV]