Better Luck Tomorrow (2002)

Jason Tobin: Virgil Hu

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Quotes 

• Virgil Hu : Dude, do you know what I could do if I had my own place?

  Ben Manibag : What? Jerk off at the dinner table?

• Virgil Hu : What does he think he is? Some kind of Chinese movie star?

  [Imitating Han] 

  Virgil Hu : "Hi, I'm Chow-Yun Fat. I'm sorry, I-I-I thought I was going to be fucking your girlfriend tonight. I guess I'd better just go home and stroke myself weally good. Weally weally good.

  [normal voice, as Ben and Han leave] 

  Virgil Hu : Hey! Come on! I was just getting started!

• Virgil Hu : Oh dude, did I tell you? I got it.

  Ben Manibag : Got what?

  Virgil Hu : Remember how I told you I once saw Stephanie Vandergosh in a porn? Well I got it.

  Ben Manibag : Shut the fuck up.

  Virgil Hu : I'll show you right now fool!

  Virgil Hu , Ben Manibag : [Both Laugh]