Sorority Boys (2002) Poster

(2002)

Michael Rosenbaum: Adam

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When Doofer (Harland Williams), Dave (Barry Watson), and Adam (Michael Rosenbaum) are accused of stealing from their frat's till, they are forced to pose as Roberta (Williams), Daisy (Watson), and Adina (Rosenbaum), in order to clear their names. When Doofer (Harland Williams), Dave (Barry Watson), and Adam (Michael Rosenbaum) are accused of stealing from their frat's till, they are forced to pose as Roberta (Williams), Daisy (Watson), and Adina (Rosenbaum), in order to clear their names. Adam (Michael Rosenbaum, left) tries to reason with his fraternity Barry Watson, Harland Williams, and Michael Rosenbaum in Sorority Boys (2002) (Left) In an all-girl football game, Doofer, Dave, and Adam - posing as (left to right) Roberta (Williams), Daisy (Watson), and Adina (Rosenbaum) - find themselves on the sidelines... leaving the outcome of the game in the hands of the real girls. Michael Rosenbaum in Sorority Boys (2002) Michael Rosenbaum in Sorority Boys (2002) Michael Rosenbaum in Sorority Boys (2002) Tony Denman and Michael Rosenbaum in Sorority Boys (2002) Michael Rosenbaum in Sorority Boys (2002) Michael Rosenbaum in Sorority Boys (2002) Barry Watson and Michael Rosenbaum in Sorority Boys (2002) Michael Rosenbaum in Sorority Boys (2002) Barry Watson, Harland Williams, and Michael Rosenbaum in Sorority Boys (2002) Barry Watson, Harland Williams, and Michael Rosenbaum in Sorority Boys (2002) Barry Watson, Harland Williams, and Michael Rosenbaum in Sorority Boys (2002)

Quotes 

  • Adina : [noticing a sticky substance on the seat of his skirt]  Ah. That's weird.

    "Roberta" : What the hell is on your skirt, man?

    Adina : Uh... gum, or something.

    "Roberta" : Oh yeah, what flavor was it? Big fat juicy cock?

  • Adina : I have a FAT ass.

  • Doofer : [while contemplating how to get back the money stolen from the house safe]  Though I hardly think this is the appropriate time to ask, but what about the tape?

    Adam : [sighs]  What tape?

    Doofer : The tape of Adam humpin' the Tri Pis, man.

    [Adam looks up in surprise] 

    Dave : [turns around]  Doofer, what are you saying?

    Doofer : [cuts to a flashback, Doofer narrates. Doofer stumbles into his room, drunk]  I had just gotten done studying for some school when I notice that Adam's speaker was tipped over

    [trips over Adam's speaker in his drunken haze] 

    Doofer : Inside of it was a video camera rigged with a motion detector. I carefully traced back the source to a footlocker at the bottom of Adam's closet, which was... you know, already unlocked

    [Doofer tries to pick and hammer the lock open, but finally succeeds in blowing it off with a revolver] 

    Doofer : . Inside the footlocker was a video cassette recorder. But naturally, since it was his private property, I didn't touch anything

    [Doofer hits play on the VCR, which starts up a home video of Adam having sex with a Tri Pi] 

    Doofer : . You could see the safe right next to his bed!

    Adam : [enraged]  You were watching my tape?

    Doofer : [under his breath]  ... Noooooooo

    [cuts to Doofer eating popcorn and "cleaning up" with tissue] 

  • Adam : [to Robert, who is eating a grapefruit]  Hey! You're eating my bosom!

  • [Jimmy trying to leave] 

    Adam : Hey, hey. Hey, who's your true bro? Huh? Who told you about skanks? It was me, right?

  • Adam : [disguised as a woman]  Look at me! I'm ugly! I would never fuck me!

  • Adam : We've been framed.

    Jimmy : Spence told me you'd say that.

    Adam : Spence is a lying prick with his ass hairs caught in a twist!

    Jimmy : He told me you'd say that too!

  • Spence : You two "Fraternity Brothers" think that because you're next in line, you run the house. WRONG! I am the President!

    Adam : Hey Dave?

    Dave : What's that Adam?

    Adam : I think our President needs to get laid!

    Spence : Fuck you!

  • Adam : I look like shit!

    Dave : No you don't.

    Adam : Yes I do... I look like shit!

    Dave : No... you don't!

    Adam : That's easy for you to say, you're actually pretty!

    Dave : Oh thanks, you know I just put this together...

    [Adam gives him a strange look] 

  • Adam : Please be a size 8, please be a size 8... oh Yes!

  • Adina : MOTHER'S ASS! Why you let them treat you like this? You can't be a bunch of PUSSIES your whole lives!... I HATE this place.

    Katie : Whoa! P-M-S!

  • [looking for a dress on clothes rack] 

    Adam : Hmm... I'm sure this would look good... on an anorexic!

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