Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood (2002) Poster

Fionnula Flanagan: Teensy

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  • Teensy : We'll leave you alone.

    Caro : But we'll be listening from the kitchen, so talk loud.

  • Sidda : [about Connor]  Don't you think it's fishy that we're not married yet? I mean, he started asking me the first year and I always resisted, don't you think that's fishy?

    Teensy : [defensive]  Why is that fishy?

    Sidda : Because! Something must be wrong. I've been hitting the snooze button on my biological clock for a long time. I mean, on paper it all works out, you saw him, who wouldn't wanna have babies with him? But every time I get right down to it, something just stops me, it just stops.

    Caro : And you don't have any idea why?

    Sidda : Oh, I have an idea why. What if I'm like her, and I get into it and just...

    Caro : [curiously]  What?

    Sidda : Beat the living daylights out of everybody and then run away!

    Teensy : [surprised]  That's what you think happened?

    Sidda : [angrily]  What do mean, "think", Teensy? I was there. This isn't some goddamn recovered memory, I wish I could forget it! You all have your little Ya Ya scars but that is nothing compared to what she left on me, and all I'm saying is if there's even one drop of that in me, I am better off alone! No child should have to find that out the hard way, and neither should Connor!

    Sidda : [tearfully]  You know fine, she didn't want us? Fine! She should have just stayed gone. But then y'all dragged her ass back here again and all she did was drink until we all went away!

    Sidda : [Angrily]  I mean Y'all should know, since you were the ones mixing the drinks!

    [storms off] 

    Necie Rose Kelleher : My God, she doesn't know anything, does she?

  • Vivi : Teensy! I demand that you move this piece of shit outta my way, this very instant!

    Teensy : [takes off her sunglasses and glares directly at Vivi]  Who do you think you're talking to?

    Vivi : I know she's there. Now, what is going on? Is betrayal absolutely everywhere?

    Teensy : [sarcastically]  Yes. Your lifelong friends are programming your daughter to destroy you!

    Vivi : Well, somebody better tell me what's going on!

    Teensy : Vivi, calm down! You're just gonna have to trust us. If you go there now, you're gonna ruin EVERYBODY'S life!

    Vivi : What IS it with me "ruinin' everybody's life"? EVERYBODY, Teensy? Strangers are saying it now!

    Teensy : What strangers?

    Vivi : Connor. He yelled at me! She's walked out on their entire life, whatever that means.

    Teensy : [tersely]  Go! Go home right now!

    Vivi : [shocked]  Don't you talk to me like that. I'll knock you in the middle of next week!

    Teensy : Then I will kick your sorry ass on Thursday. Now get in the goddamn car and go home!

    [Vivi huffs at Teensy, then climbs into her car and slams the door] 

    Teensy : Piece of shit.

  • Teensy : I can't tell if that's a scar or a wrinkle.

    Caro : Yeah, that's a wrinkle pal. There's some scars behind your ears though.

    Teensy : Shut up, Caro.

  • Teensy : [leans down to inspect her car and shouting]  You are soooooo lucky!... if you put one scratch on my baby, I would have your ass!

  • Teensy : [to Sidda]  Honey, I think the reason she stayed distant was because she never trusted herself again. She didn't think she deserved you.

  • Teensy : [seeing Caro pull a pill from her purse and begin grinding it up to put into Sidda's drink]  Wait, what is it?

    Caro : I got it from one of the caddies at the club. It's a roopie or a roofie or something. He said it would knock her on her ass!

    Teensy : No! Roofies! That's the date rape drug! We can't do that!

    Necie Rose Kelleher : She's practically a teetotaler with these skinny little drinks!

    Caro : Then what? We can't conk her on the head!

    Teensy : Well, give her half. She's a Walker, she can take it.

  • Teensy : [Looking at her hand]  Is that it? I can't tell if that's a scar or a wrinkle?

    Caro : Yeah, that's a wrinkle. There's some scars behind your ears though.

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