The Book Group (2002–2003)

James Lance: Lachlan Glendenning, Barney Glendenning

Quotes 

• Lachlan Glendenning : She talks about you in her sleep, you know Kenny.

  Kenny McLeod : Does she?

  Clare Pettengill : Do I? What do I say?

  Lachlan Glendenning : Kenny... Kenny... Kennykins...

• Lachlan Glendenning : So you liked my installation?

  [Fist nods and smiles] 

  Lachlan Glendenning : [Long pause]  Why?

• Clare Pettengill : [after reading "The Little Engine that Could"]  Barney, did you think that little engine was going to make it up that mountain?

  Barney Glendenning : Mm. Yes, I did, Clare. After all, 'tis an American book.

• Clare Pettengill : [while having a Don Quixote themed dream about her and Kenny but instead of dialogue, there is only porn sounds and Clare starts talking in her sleep]  Where are the subtitles? I can't see the subtitles.

  Lachlan Glendenning : Clare? Do you want to have sex?

• Jean Pettengill : Do you know what your spine is telling you, Lachlan?

  Lachlan Glendenning : Bad Lachlan.

• Barney Glendenning : They're all married to professional footballers.