- The Ultimate Warrior: Do you know what Rick Rude and Bobby Heenan have in common with the Liberty Bell?
- 'Mean' Gene Okerlund: Well, no.
- The Ultimate Warrior: One is cracked and the other is a dingdong.
- Brother Love: Brother Sergeant, it is indeed an honor and a privilege to have a man of your great leadership here on the Brother Love Show.
- Sgt. Slaughter: Brother Love, there's only two reasons I'm in this stinkin' town tonight. And the first reason is to present the most prestigious award in America today. And as I looked over this country to find a man deserving this award, I found that America had become weak. America had become soft. But then I looked into the WWF and I found one man deserving enough to wear the Sgt. Slaughter Great American Award. And that man, Brother Love, is the greatest American standing next to me today that I know. And that person is you, Brother Love.
- Vince McMahon: Big surprise. We knew all along that he was going to receive this.
- Rowdy Roddy Piper: If you don't like this country so much, Iraq is looking for good men.
- Brother Love: Can you imagine America opening their arms to a pinko commie like Nikolai Volkoff?
- Sgt. Slaughter: Well that's the other reason I'm here. I'm declaring war on Nikolai Volkoff. America is too chicken to declare war.
- Brother Love: Yeah.
- Sgt. Slaughter: That's right.
- Brother Love: Yes, chicken.
- Sgt. Slaughter: But I'm not chicken. I'm not afraid. I've got the courage. And, Nikolai Volkoff, I'm declaring war on you, you pinko commie maggot scum *puke*!
- 'Hacksaw' Jim Duggan, Nikolai Volkoff: Hooo!
- Sean Mooney - Interviewer: Ladies and gentlemen, as tensions continue to mount in the Persian Gulf, there is newfound harmony between the Soviet Union and the United States. And what better evidence of that new evidence than this new tag team? Assembled for the first time, Hacksaw Jim Duggan and Nikolai Volkoff.
- 'Hacksaw' Jim Duggan: A few weeks ago, Sean, when I presented Nikolai Volkoff with the American flag, I told him I was proud to have him as a brother, a neighbor, and a friend. But today, I'm prouder than ever to have him as a tag team partner.
- Nikolai Volkoff: I love this country and I love Hacksaw Jim Duggan. He's my idol. And together, we will terrify the Orient Express.
- The Big Boss Man: Let me tell you something, Earthquake, Dino Bravo, Jimmy Hart. This is Philedelphia, where many of the rights of the people were first formulated, but the only rights you three are entitled to are the right to be beaten into silence, the right to have millions of fans present during that beatin', the right to a swift and impartial trial... with Justice Judge Hogan presiding!
- 'Mean' Gene Okerlund: Ah, Big Boss Man, I can tell ya your founding fathers would be mighty proud.
- Hulk Hogan: You know something? That's right, Mean Gene. Another chapter in American history will be written tonight. And just as Thomas Boss Man Jefferson stood at the side of George Washington Hogan, as I chopped down the cherry tree with the 24 inch Pythons, we'll chop you down, Earthquake. And the Hulkster never tells a lie! So what'cha gonna do when the Hulkster and the Big Boss Man pass their constitutional rights onto you?
- 'Mean' Gene Okerlund: I can hardly wait for this one, Vince! Let's get back to you.