He-Man and She-Ra: A Christmas Special (1985 TV Movie)

Alan Oppenheimer: Skeletor, Man-At-Arms, Zipper

Quotes 

• Skeletor : [Skeletor picks up a dog and starts to carry him]  I don't know what's coming over me, but whatever it is, I don't like it!

  Skeletor : [the dog licks his face]  Stop licking my face, you bratty dog! Get away from me! You're drowning me!

• Skeletor : Tell me more about this "Christmas."

  Miguel : Well, it's a wonderful time of the year. Everyone has lots of fun.

  Skeletor : You mean they get in fights?

  Miguel : No, no - they have fun!

  Skeletor : Fights are fun. I like fights!

  Miguel : And you give each other presents.

  Skeletor : And when you open them, they explode, right?

  Miguel : No! They're nice gifts.

  Skeletor : Nice? Doesn't sound like much fun to me!

• Skeletor : I don't know what's happening to me, but I must save the children!

• Queen Marlena : Orko's landed on Earth.

  Teela : Are you saying that we'll never get Orko back?

  Man-At-Arms : No Teela, My Transport-Beam might do it. The problem is, it needs a Kerrium Water-crystal to power it and there are none here on Eternia.

  Princess Adora : But maybe on Etheria?

  Man-At-Arms : It's possible.

• Skeletor : Oh, oh, I don't think I feel well.

  He-Man : Well, I think you're feeling the Christmas spirit, Skeletor. It makes you feel... good.

  Skeletor : Well I don't like to feel good. I like to feel evil. Oooh.

  She-Ra : Don't worry, Skeletor, Christmas only comes once a year.

  Skeletor : Ah, thank goodness!

• Skeletor : Drat that Hordak!

• Alicia : Oh, thank you, Mr. Skeletor. You saved us! You really are wonderful.

  Skeletor : Listen - I am not nice, I am not kind, and I am *not* wonderful!

• Man-At-Arms : Look, Skeletor's going after the Sky-Spy.

  Prince Adam : Then He-Man's going after Skeletor.

• Prince Adam : I can't understand how the ship just took off by itself.

  Man-At-Arms : Maybe this Finder-Beam can locate it.

• Horde Prime : The arrival of the spirit of Christmas on Eternia may threaten my rule. I don't need any more good will and brotherhood on that planet. Find it and crush it!

  Hordak : Have no fear, great master, I will eliminate this... this Christmas spirit before another day is past.

  Skeletor : You? You can't even handle that musclebound female, She-Ra.

  Hordak : Just a minute. What about the way He-Man handles you, bone-brain?

  Skeletor : Bone-brain? Why you miserable excuse for a villain!

• Skeletor : Ha! Got you at last, you troublesome tots!

• Alicia : It was nice of you to save Relay, Mr. Skeletor.

  Skeletor : I am *not* nice!

• He-Man : Let 'em go, boneface!

  Skeletor : She-Ra and He-Man! Drat!

  He-Man : We'll take those children.

  Hordak : No, *I'll* take those children!

  Skeletor : Hordak! Double drat!

  Hordak : That's right, Skeletor. I figured you'd show up here!

  He-Man : When you two are finished, *we'll* take the children.