The Pretender 2001 (TV Movie 2001) - Andrea Parker as Miss Parker, Catherine Parker

Mr. Lyle : Stay out of it.

Miss Parker : Love to. Can't.
Mr. Lyle : God, you're a crazy bitch.

Miss Parker : You don't know the half of it.
Miss Parker : [Sneaking up on Lyle and saying with no enthusiasm what so ever] Boo!

Mr. Lyle : [Screams] Gaaah! You almost scared the...

Miss Parker : It's called crap, Lyle. And as full of it as you are, I'm sure you have some to spare.
Miss Parker : You just can't trust a man with a stolen thumb.
Broots : Miss Parker, I'm getting a pretty weird feeling about this.

Miss Parker : Everything about my family is weird. Including, the last time I saw my father... just after he murdered Raines.

Broots : Last time I saw my father was just after he sculpted the shrubs into "Snow-White and the seven dwarfs".

Miss Parker : [Awkward Pause] I guess everyone's family is weird in their own way.
Miss Parker : [to Lyle] Why don't you shove your nine fingers where the sun don't shine?
Miss Parker : [after Miss Parker almost hits Broots with a car] You okey, Broots?

Broots : Yeah... I have a little more empathy for roadkill than I did a second ago, but I'm fine.
Sydney : Why weren't we told about the other escapees?

William Raines : The cover up directive came from high up.

Sydney : The Tower?

Miss Parker : My father?

Sydney : Triumvirate?

William Raines : I don't know. I do know this. The cover-up, it was all about the Pretender named Alex.

Andrea Parker: Miss Parker, Catherine Parker