The Pretender 2001 (2001 TV Movie)

James Denton: Mr. Lyle

Quotes 

• Mr. Lyle : Stay out of it.

  Miss Parker : Love to. Can't.

• Mr. Lyle : God, you're a crazy bitch.

  Miss Parker : You don't know the half of it.

• Miss Parker : [Sneaking up on Lyle and saying with no enthusiasm what so ever]  Boo!

  Mr. Lyle : [Screams]  Gaaah! You almost scared the...

  Miss Parker : It's called crap, Lyle. And as full of it as you are, I'm sure you have some to spare.

• Mr. Lyle : [to a pair of Chinese girls]  Dim sum and then some! You two look good enough to eat.