The Turkey Caper (1985 TV Movie)

Kathy Ritter: Rusty, Rosie

Quotes 

• Male Rabbit : Dear, did you invite three dozen turkeys, one bear cub and a small fox over for a visit?

  Female Rabbit : Nooo...

  Male Rabbit : Neither did I, so what's the big idea, wise guys?

  Rusty : Oh don't mind us, we're just passing through. Forward!

• Rusty : You all okay?

  Marty : I'm okay.

  Rusty : Okay.

  Priscilla : Okay, Rusty.

  Rusty : Okay.

  Marty : Okay?

  Rusty : Okay, I said okay!

  Marty : Okay!

  Rusty : Okay!

• Buttons : Don't worry Mom and Pop, they're our friends.

  Abner : Friends? Those wild turkeys? Those crazy birds all but attacked me!

  Marty : Well you frightened us!

  Buttons : You see, Pop, there are some men out in the forest who tried to capture Marty and Priscilla.

  Rusty : Only we set them free.

  Buttons : And now we have to make sure the men don't find them again!

  Abner : Oh! So that's why they were hiding in the food bin.

  Rosie : But Buttons dear, how can we possibly look after all these turkeys? They'll eat us out of house and home in one day.

  Buttons : Oh but it won't be for that long!

  Rusty : Ranger Jones is gonna fix everything, he'll take care...

  [a truck pulls up outside] 

  Buttons : They found us! Hurry! We have to hide the turkeys!

  Rosie : They're right dear, we HAVE to.

  [everybody scrambles to put the turkeys in the food bins] 

• Rusty : Look at this! Now, that's what I call a funny hat.

  Buttons : And look! People with feathers.

  Marty : And fur.

• Buttons : What was that?

  Rusty : I don't know, but it gave a funny feeling in the pit of my tummy. Come on, Buttons, let's cut across before that thing comes back.

• Rusty : Head for the bushes! One at a time! Single file!