- Larry O'Shea: Hey, George, can I barrow your amotta?
- George W. Bush: What's amotta?
- Larry O'Shea: Nothing, Pizano, what's amotta with you?
- Larry O'Shea: Hey, George, it's your favorite neighbor! Say, you got some snoo on your lawn.
- George W. Bush: What's snoo, Larry?
- Larry O'Shea: Nothing, what *snoo* with you?
- George W. Bush: Plus, all public TV characters have turned gay, Laura.
- Laura Bush: That's not true! There, you can watch Lemmywinks.
- [On TV]
- Lemmywinks The Squirrel: Boy, I wish I had a big mouth full of nuts!
- George W. Bush: Oh, not you too, Lemmywinks!
- George W. Bush: Maggie, don't you have laundry to do?
- Maggie Hawley: Oh that's right, I can do what your father did and separate the whites from the coloreds.
- Laura Bush: Let's go before you say something stupid.
- George W. Bush: Oh Laura, one of these days, I'm gonna punch you in the face.
- Larry O'Shea: Hey George, come over and see my mattayou.
- George W. Bush: What's a mattayou?
- Larry O'Shea: Nothing, Pizano, what's a mattayou?
- Larry O'Shea: Hey George, there's a Stardu on your fron' porch.
- Drug Offender: What's a Stardu? It twinkles. Heh, heh, heh, heh.
- Larry O'Shea: Why you goddam little smart ass!
- Laura Bush: I want you to spread me out on that massive table right under that big picture of Mr. Lincoln and pound me like a wack-a-mole!