Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer (2000 Video)

Scott McNeil: Frank Spankenheimer

Quotes 

• Cousin Mel : In case you haven't noticed, Frank, your son suffers a dreaded affliction.

  Frank Spankenheimer : What affliction?

  Cousin Mel : The Santa-Claus-is-real syndrome. He shows all the signs. Making lists to Santa, checking them twice, good behavior, falling asleep before midnight, I figure he gets it from his grandmother.

• Frank Spankenheimer : Here it is, the last of Grandma's fruitcakes.

  Jake's Mother : Is it still good? Did she use preservatives?

  Frank Spankenheimer : Preservatives? It's a fruitcake.

  [bounces the fruitcake]