- Gwendolyn 'Gwen' Killerby: How many girls has Cam dated simultaneously?
- Zack Greenburg: ..Six. In one afternoon!
- Cam Dunleavey: Not six, more like half a dozen... it was a total freak scheduling accident, okay?
- [repeated line, in the show wrap-ups as Spence repeatedly has to admit he has been unable to collect evidence of the paranormal]
- Spencer Sharpe: We have to rely on witness reports.