Men with Brooms (2002)

Paul Gross: Chris Cutter

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Quotes 

• Alexander "The Juggernaut" Yount : I've played on a lot of ice, all over this planet we call home, but I don't believe I've seen a better shot. It's been a pleasure.

  James Lennox : "On this planet we call home?"

  Chris Cutter : Hey, whatever.

• Chris Cutter : She's okay, she's just tired.

  Brandon Foley : It's nice that you're lying to me but we both know she's shitface.

  Chris Cutter : Yeah, you'll take care of her?

  Brandon Foley : Got to, she's the only mom I've got.

• James Lennox : I'm a drug dealer.

  Neil Bucyk : I bury dead people.

  Eddie Strombeck : I have a single digit sperm count.

  Chris Cutter : And I'm a naked cheater. I say we go for it. Are you with me? Let's do it.

• Chris Cutter : [bemoaning the demise of a local hardware store]  :That hardware store was unique.

  Amy Foley : So was my husband. I'm still glad they came up with vibrators.

• Chris Cutter : No, it's not just a rock.

  Amy Foley : No?

  Chris Cutter : It's forty-two pounds of polished granite, bevelled on the belly and a handle a human being can hold. And it may have no practical purpose in itself but it is a repository of human possibility and if it's handled just right, it will exact the kind of poetry...

• Chris Cutter : For ten years, I've drilled for oil in 93 coutnries, five different continents, and not once have I done anything to equal the grace of a well thrown rock sliding down a sheet. Not once.

• James Lennox : She's a rent-a-girlfriend.

  Chris Cutter : Good God! Listen to yourself. Are you some kind of moral dyslexic.

  James Lennox : I think you got that backwards, baby.

• Chris Cutter : You got her drunk? Goddamn it, Jim, she's A.A. What else did you do to her.

  James Lennox : Hey man, I resent that implication. Even if I wanted to take advantage of the young lady, I do have some principles. You gottta be conscious, for one thing.

• Chris Cutter : [Lennox's head gets pushed through the wall]  Lovers quarrel?

  James Lennox : [Being pulled back through the wall]  No, business dispute.

• Chris Cutter : A giant walked the fucking earth, now he's in the trunk of my car.

• Chris Cutter : God, listen to yourself. Are you some kind of moral dyslexic?

  Eddie Strombeck : I think you got that backwards, baby.

• Chris Cutter : Ok... what was that about?

  Julie Foley : About my equivalent of a mercy fuck.