Fatty Drives the Bus (1999)
Mark Sutton: Martin
Quotes
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Molly : [outside Wrigley Field] Do they play baseball here?
Satan : Yes.
Sam : Can I go on the field today?
Satan : I'm sorry, no.
Lana : What year was it built?
Satan : Uh, 19
[mumble mumble]
Satan : .
Bud : Is there a bathroom here?
Satan : Around the corner to the left - watch your butt.
Martin : Is there a game today?
Satan : There are 14 games today, all 28 major league teams will be in action, none of it will be taking place in this building.
Mamie : Do you have an emery board?
Satan : Yes.
[he pulls an emery board out of his shirt pocket]
Chuck : Do you prefer couches to armchairs?
Satan : Depends on what I'm doing. If I'm lounging with a book, I might.
Mr. Zodsworth : [while still aboard the bus] Didn't you once have a lizard?
Satan : Yes, and his name was 'Bubbles.'
Bridget : Yeah, do the Cubs need a new ballgirl?
Satan : I don't care.
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Martin : I tried to explain it to my lab assistant. You see, the formula was very simple: dogs. Dogs and numbers. A few letters thrown in to vary the mix, but mostly, dogs and numbers. I tried to explain to her how important the dogs were. She was a moron! She wasn't even a science student, she was a philosophy student trying to make some extra money. I didn't know, but she worked on the cheap.