Fatty Drives the Bus (1999)

Michael Coleman: Chuck

Quotes 

• Molly : [outside Wrigley Field]  Do they play baseball here?

  Satan : Yes.

  Sam : Can I go on the field today?

  Satan : I'm sorry, no.

  Lana : What year was it built?

  Satan : Uh, 19

  [mumble mumble] 

  Satan : .

  Bud : Is there a bathroom here?

  Satan : Around the corner to the left - watch your butt.

  Martin : Is there a game today?

  Satan : There are 14 games today, all 28 major league teams will be in action, none of it will be taking place in this building.

  Mamie : Do you have an emery board?

  Satan : Yes.

  [he pulls an emery board out of his shirt pocket] 

  Chuck : Do you prefer couches to armchairs?

  Satan : Depends on what I'm doing. If I'm lounging with a book, I might.

  Mr. Zodsworth : [while still aboard the bus]  Didn't you once have a lizard?

  Satan : Yes, and his name was 'Bubbles.'

  Bridget : Yeah, do the Cubs need a new ballgirl?

  Satan : I don't care.