- Masha and Her Twin: I don't know how to play. I don't even know what that is.
- Uncle Sasha: Come now, that's going too far. Even if we suppose that you're not the president's graddaughter, every Russian child knows how to play computer games!
- Masha and Her Twin: Not everyone has a computer.
- Uncle Sasha: According to statistical data, practically everyone.
- Masha and Her Twin: She's an idiot.
- Uncle Sasha: Who?
- Masha and Her Twin: Statistical data.