The Man Who Came to Dinner (2000 TV Movie)

Terry Beaver: Mr. Stanley

Quotes 

• Mr. Stanley : [entering and pointing to the sarcophagus in his living room]  Five minutes, Mr. Whiteside! Including that!

  Lorraine Sheldon : What was all that about? Who is that man?

  Sheridan Whiteside : He announces the time every few minutes. I pay him a small sum.

  Lorraine Sheldon : But what on earth for, Sherry?

  Sheridan Whiteside : I lost my watch!