The Best of Victor Borge: Act One & Two (1990 Video)

Victor Borge: Self

Quotes 

• Victor Borge : Pardon me, madam, are you laying eggs?

• Victor Borge : You want some sheet music?

  [hands a sheet to an audience member] 

  Victor Borge : That'll be 85 cents. Can you read music? That'll be $1.50.

• Victor Borge : You run lights? That's illegal.

• Victor Borge : This is a lullaby my mother used to play for me... a few years ago.

• Victor Borge : When you leave tonight, drive home extremely carefully... extremely carefully... because I walk in my sleep.