Saturday Night Live: The Best of Adam Sandler (1999 TV Special)

Kevin Nealon: Self, Various Characters

Quotes 

• Kevin Nealon : Now someone told me you guzzled 32 beers in some beer guzzling contest. What happened after that?

  Cajun Man : HallucinaSHON.

  Kevin Nealon : Who did you see?

  Cajun Man : SaTON.

  Kevin Nealon : Anyone with him?

  Cajun Man : Jim MorriSON.

  Kevin Nealon : Wow. How'd you deal with that?

  Cajun Man : DefficaSHON.

• Kevin Nealon : Now, you also judge a wet T-shirt contest. What made you decide on the winner?

  Cajun Man : MelON.

  Kevin Nealon : Did you have any luck with her?

  Cajun Man : RejectSHON.

  Kevin Nealon : That's too bad.

  Cajun Man : LesbiON.

  Kevin Nealon : How did you know that?

  Cajun Man : IntuiSHON.

• Kevin Nealon : Cajun Man, what's the matter?

  Cajun Man : DepresSHON.

  Kevin Nealon : Don't worry, Cajun Man, there's plenty of other women out there. You'll find someone.

  Cajun Man : The Love ConnecSHON?

  Kevin Nealon : Well thanks for coming, Cajun Man, you want to say hello to someone?

  Cajun Man : John GoodMON.

• Kevin Nealon : Now Cajun Man, when you're down on Daytona Beach alot, how's your body looking?

  Cajun Man : DefiniSHON.

  Kevin Nealon : How do you stay thin?

  Cajun Man : MetaboliSOM.

  Kevin Nealon : Cajun Man!

  Cajun Man : LibosucSHON.