About suffering from pre-mature ejaculation: "Does it look like im suffering? Those aren't tears on your belly. There is no such thing as pre-mature Ejactualtion, when its time its time."
"baby im gona cum"
"wait!"
"no you hurry up"
"But I wanna cum with you..."
"You have three seconds hurry!"
"but..."
(buzzer) "time's up."
Well she didn't get to cum but tell her what we have for her Johnny..
Its a towel...
just a small sample...I almost peed my pants when I heard this the first time, and the second and third for that matter. Robert Schimmel is the funniest man alive, and when u watch or hear this you'l totally agree with me.