Christmas at Pee-wee's Playhouse (1988 TV Movie)
Paul Reubens: Pee-wee Herman
Quotes
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Pee-wee : That was Cher! Cher was right over there! In the same room as my chair! I hope I didn't stare! Oh well! I don't care!
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Pee-wee : Ooooh, snow! Snowflakes! Snow drifts! Ew, yellow snow!
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Pee-wee : Now I'm going to make an angel in the snow. If you don't have snow at home, just use 20 pounds of coconut shavings!
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Whoopi Goldberg : Hi, Pee-wee, Merry Christmas. I was just wondering if I could be on your Christmas special.
Pee-wee : I'm awfully sorry, Whoopi, but I've already booked too many stars as it is.
Whoopi Goldberg : Oh. Well, how about next Christmas?
Pee-wee : Next year's special is already booked too. I might be able to squeeze you into the Christmas special two years from now.
Whoopi Goldberg : Two years from now? Oh, okay. That's alright. Would you do that?
Pee-wee : I'm not promising you anything now, Whoopi.
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Ms. Yvonne : Aren't you going to comment on my hair?
Pee-wee : Wow! Christmasy! But what's the plant growin' out of it?
Ms. Yvonne : It's mistletoe! You're always supposed to kiss somebody if they're standing underneath the mistletoe! This way, I'm assured hundreds and hundreds of kisses from everyone!
Pterri : Stand over here.
Chairry : Stand over here!
The Fish : Come over here and give us a big, wet kiss!
Ms. Yvonne : Oh, don't worry. There's enough of me for everybody!
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Pee-wee : [guiding everyone in Christmas carols] Deck-the-Halls!
Everybody : Deck the Halls with Boughs of Holly/Fa la la la la, la-la la la...
Pee-wee : Sleigh bells!
Everybody : Sleigh bells ring, are you listening...
Pee-wee : No, No! Sleigh bells! On the roof! Do you know what that means?
Reba : You've had too much eggnog?
Pee-wee : No, get out the milk and cookies! Hurry!
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Pee-wee : The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, and I hope everything on my list will be there.
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Pee-wee : You're the greatest Santa there ever was!
Santa Claus : I know you are, but what am I?
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Pee-wee : I'm going to have to call you back, I got Dinah Shore on the other line.
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Pee-wee : Excuse me, Miss Yvonne, but before you go making out with everybody in the playhouse, how about forking over that gift?
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Pee-wee : Hi, Magic, what are you doing inside the Magic Screen?
Magic Johnson : The Magic Screen and I are cousins.
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Frankie Avalon : Pee-Wee, we've finished the Christmas cards.
Annette Funicello : Exactly 1,000.
Pee-wee : Ooh, let me count them. Ha ha, just kidding. Now you can start making the envelopes.
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King Of Cartoons : Guess what I've got for you, Pee-Wee?
Pee-wee : It's not a fruit cake, is it?
King Of Cartoons : No, of course not. It's two fruit cakes.
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Pee-wee : [Dictating Christmas list] Alright, Conky, "In conclusion, add to that a pup tent, football, new train set, seven encyclopedias and one of those dolls you fill up with the gooey-gloopy stuff." Sign it, um, "Most sincerely yours - especially on this holiday season - Your Pal, who's been very, very, very, very, very good all this whole year long, Pee-Wee 'I'm not kidding about how good I've been' Herman. P.S., I really have been good. Please believe me, Santa, please! Please and thank you. I've practically been an angel".
Conky : Gee-gee-gee, Pee-Wee, do you think you asked for enough?
Pee-wee : Hmm, no. But I didn't want to appear to be greedy. Print that out, would you, Conky?
[When the list is printed, it is several miles long]
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Pee-wee : Christmas is the time we should be thinking about what we can do for others.
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Randy : There ain't no such thing as Santa Claus.
Pee-wee : Alright, I'll just take your stocking down.
Randy : Wait a minute, Pee-Wee, let's not be hasty here. Why not leave it up? Just for decoration, you understand.
