How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003)
Kate Hudson: Andie
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Quotes
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Andie : You can't lose something you never had.
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Ben : So that's what I was, huh? I was a guinea pig. Somebody you can test your theories on?
Andie : Yeah, and I was just a girl somebody picked out in a bar.
Ben : Yeah, you know what? Big deal. Hell, now you can even use it as a little twist in your story.
Andie : That's a good idea. Maybe we should bet on it.
Ben : You know what, you did your job now, Andie.
Andie : Yes, I did.
Ben : You wanted to lose a guy in ten days, congratulations, you did it. You just lost him.
[walks away]
Andie : No I didn't Ben, 'cause you can't lose something you never had!
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Andie : [thrusts herself onto Ben] Does Princess Sophia want to come out and play?
Ben : Who's Princess Sophia?
[Andie points at his crotch]
Ben : Nah-nah-nah, nah! Whoa, whoa, you're kidding me, right? Princess Sophia?
Andie : Little, big, little, big? I don't know. We will find out!
Ben : Alright listen, you can't name my... my member Princess Sophia.
Andie : Yes, I can!
Ben : Listen, if you are gonna name m... my member, alright, you gotta name it something hyper masculine, okay? Something like a Spike, a Butch, a Krull the Warrior King!
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Thayer : Is she on something?
Ben : God I hope so.
[Moves his finger in circles next to his head, to indicate that he thinks Andie is crazy]
Andie : Are you saying I'm some kind of mental person?
[Andie is holding a platter of veggies and flings them at the guys and the middle of the poker table, then tosses the platter onto the table]
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Andie : I love you, Binky... but I don't have to like you right now.
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Glenda : Now Andie, I hope you know that we expect you to come back here because you have held Ben to his lowest bullshit score since his tonsillectomy and we are thrilled!
Jack : LOWEST!
Andie : Why, were all his other girlfriends bullshit losers?
Glenda : What other girlfriends? You are the first girl he ever brought home! Don't you break his heart now!
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Michelle Rubin : So, tell me, how long have you guys been seeing each other?
Andie : Seven days.
Michelle Rubin : Seven days. Interesting.
Ben : Is that too soon to be seeing a therapist?
Andie : Well, Ben, seven days isn't like a lifetime, or anything...
Ben : It's like a week.
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[Andie is making Ben's place girly, putting "chick" CDs in his CD player]
Andie : Sheryl, Tori, Sinead, Jewel, Fiona, Carly... Gang's all here!
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Andie : [crying at restaurant after waitress asks if everything is okay] My boyfriend thinks I'm fat!
[flicks food at Ben]
Andie : And I can't eat in front of him! I can't eat in front of you! I have to go to the bathroom.
Ben : [receives dirty looks from other customers] Honey, I don't think you're fat! I don't think she's fat!
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[Andie starts crying when Ben places food in front of her]
Ben : Hey, what's wrong?
Andie : Nothing. It's beautiful.
Ben : Thank you.
Andie : You're beautiful. The game, the whole thing. It's just... I wish I ate meat. Mary had a little lamb, little lamb... You have to take it away before I gag.
[Andie dry heaves]
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Andie : Benny boo boo... boo boo boo!
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Michelle Rubin : Oh, you are never going to pull this off.
Andie : Watch me. Tonight, I'll hook a guy. Tomorrow, pull the switch. Before the ten days are up, I'm going to have this guy running for his life.
Jeannie Ashcroft : You're not going to burn his apartment down or bite him, or anything?
Andie : No! I'm going to limit myself to doing everything girls do wrong in relationships. Basically, everything we know guys hate. I'll be clingy, needy...
Jeannie Ashcroft : Be touchy-feely.
Andie : Yeah.
Jeannie Ashcroft : Ooh, call him in the middle of the night and tell him everything you had to eat that day.
Michelle Rubin : What's wrong with that?
[Andie & Jeanie stare at Michelle]
Michelle Rubin : I'm kidding.
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Andie : I don't think I can be with someone who doesn't like animals and thinks I'm a mental person
[waves her fingers and goes cross eyed]
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Andie : Does Krull the Warrior King want to come out and play?
Ben : No.
Andie : Krull...
Ben : You know what, due to intense humiliation, the king has momentarily abdicated his throne, okay?
Andie : Oh. Uh-oh!
Ben : Yeah.
Andie : Well, in that case, I better get going. Take care of our love fern, honey.
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Andie : I'm taking this love fern with me!
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Andie : I have to crack this guy. I mean this is Defcon 5, and I have to do something truly appalling. It's not funny.
[Michelle and Jeanie laugh even harder]
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Andie : Why do they always forget my bacon?
Jeannie Ashcroft : I can't believe you got that guy knocked out.
Andie : Only for a few seconds.
Lana Jong : Andie, I am loving your notes on this piece.
Andie : [with her mouth full] Thank you, Lana.
Lana Jong : When are you seeing him again?
Andie : Tonight. He's inviting me over to his house for dinner.
Lana Jong : Excellent! I've got a feeling about this one.
Michelle Rubin : I hate it when she pops her head in like that.
Andie : I never noticed it.
Lana Jong : A-hem. I heard that. And Andie, tonight take smaller bites.
Andie : Thank you, Lana.
Michelle Rubin : Oh, my God!
Jeannie Ashcroft : Disgusting! I can barely eat over here.
[Andie takes an even bigger bite]
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Andie : Like, do blondes, like, do they really have more fun?