Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire (2000 TV Movie)

Matt O'Leary: Adam Hansen

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• Adam Hansen : Cellphone is to teenager what coffin is to vampire.

  Chelsea Hansen : And mom's the remote!

  Adam Hansen : Yes, grasshopper. Now help me get this downstairs.

  Chelsea Hansen : [Try to lift heavy coffin]  This is where the whole cellphone-coffin analogy breaks down.

• Adam Hansen : You're Wolfsbane?

  Dimitri Denatos : I know, all the good vampire names have been taken. By teenagers...

• Taylor Hansen : I'm not going to let Dimitri turn Mom into an onion.

  Chelsea Hansen : A what?

  Adam Hansen : A minion, I told him vampires turn people into minions.

• Adam Hansen : [reading through personals' ads to find their mom a date]  Currently incarcerated, what does that mean?

  Chelsea Hansen : In prison.