Daria in 'Is It Fall Yet?' (2000 TV Movie)

Wendy Hoopes: Jane Lane, Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer, Quinn Morgendorffer

Quotes 

• Quinn Morgendorffer : So David was right. I *am* superficial.

  Daria Morgendorffer : At least you know your strengths.

  [notices the sad look on Quinn's face] 

  Daria Morgendorffer : He really called you that?

  Quinn Morgendorffer : He said he only dates girls with "depth."

  Daria Morgendorffer : How did it even come up?

  [Quinn doesn't answer] 

  Daria Morgendorffer : Oh, boy. You asked *him* out?

  [Quinn starts crying] 

  Daria Morgendorffer : Quinn, you're... um... not as superficial as you act. I'm sure you just feel obliged to stress the moronic aspects of your personality so you'll fit in better with the fashion drones. Like a mask you wear 'cause you think they wouldn't like the real you.

  Quinn Morgendorffer : You mean sort of the way you keep people away by being really unfriendly and stuff?

  Daria Morgendorffer : Hey, we're talking about you here.

• Alison : Why go to an artist's colony if you're not going to mingle with your fellow artists?

  Jane Lane : That's like saying 'why go to a PENAL colony if you're not gonna mingle with your - ' I think I'll stop there.

• Jane Lane : Some day the curators will look back on these and say they're from my 'art colonies suck' period.

  Daria Morgendorffer : [sceptical]  "Curators"?

  Jane Lane : Criminologists?

• Jane Lane : The guys here are a lot better looking in person than on their wanted posters.

• Jane Lane : Any kid who looks to you for nurturing is more than just lost.

• Ms. Li : [over the school intercom]  Welcome back students. And remember, the school nurse is in and ready to take your voluntary urine samples. Show your Lawndale High spirit with the gift of urine.

  Sandi Griffin , Quinn Morgendorffer , Tiffany Blum-Deckler , Stacy Rowe : Ewwww!

• Quinn Morgendorffer : But that's not fair. I didn't have time to study with my Fashion Club duties. Don't extracurricular activities count for anything?

• Daria Morgendorffer : You didn't make any friends at that art colony, did you?

  Jane Lane : Nope. Well, except this one girl... until she got fresh.

  Daria Morgendorffer : [shocked]  You're not kidding.

• Helen : Oh, Jakey, do you realize what a momentous summer our girls have had? Quinn learned she's smarter than she thought, and Daria has her first boyfriend.

  Jake : It's summer already?

• Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer : Daria, I'm serious, I'm not going to let you sit around the house all summer.

  Daria Morgendorffer : Fine, I'll LIE around the house all summer.

• David Sorenson : I see here that you took European History last year. I guess there's no need repeating that.

  Quinn Morgendorffer : Oh yeah, Napoleon, Waterworld, the A la Carta...

  David Sorenson : Hmm...

  [Makes a note] 

  David Sorenson : Revisit European History.

• Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer : Daria, you need to be more tolerant. You know what they say, 'judge and be judged'.

  Daria Morgendorffer : And I judge myself unfit for human contact.

  Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer : That's exactly what you *will* be if you don't learn to interact with the rest of us. You keep hiding your real face behind that anti-social mask, and one day that mask will be your face. I'm not going to let that happen. You're working at that camp.

• David Sorenson : But when the workers stormed the Bastille, they only found seven prisoners and one of THEM was the Marquis de Sade.

  Quinn Morgendorffer : Eww.

  David Sorenson : That's more or less the way THEY felt.

• Jane Lane : Uh-oh, don't look now but it's 'Toulouse Lau-dreck'.

• Jane Lane : Daria!

  Daria Morgendorffer : How are things going?

  Jane Lane : Fine! Fine! Fine! Couldn't be better!

  Daria Morgendorffer : Sucks, huh?

  Jane Lane : Only in a mind numbingly pretentious way.