Yes, Dear (2000–2006)

Anthony Clark: Gregory Thomas 'Greg' Warner

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Quotes 

• Greg Warner : Where's Sammy?

  Kim Warner : Up in the room with Dominic and Logan.

  Greg Warner : Really?

  Kim Warner : They asked for three sheets and shut the door. Either they're playing ghosts, building a fort or having a clan meeting.

• Jimmy Hughes : [Greg and Kim are kissing, and Jimmy walks in]  Get a room.

  Greg Warner : Get a house.

• Kim Warner : [Greg and Kim found out that Jimmy and Christine had sex in their bed while house-sitting]  You had sex in our bed?

  Greg Warner : Well, yeah, I thought that was a given.

  Christine Hughes : What's the big deal? We left the bedspread on.

  Greg Warner : Oh, no, now I'll have to sit on the dresser to put on my socks!

  Jimmy Hughes : Greg, if you are skipping the bed, you might want to pass on the dresser too.

  Kim Warner : You two are animals! Maybe that wasn't a water leak. Maybe God was trying to throw water on the two of you.

  Christine Hughes : [Smirking]  Well, God's name did come up at the end.

  Jimmy Hughes : Oh, and Greg; remember that drawer on your desk you couldn't get open? Try it now.

  Greg Warner : On my desk too?

  Jimmy Hughes : [Smirking]  Maybe you just weren't banging on it with the right tool.

• Christine Hughes : Jimmy, I can't believe you got Dominic a mullet.

  Jimmy Hughes : Why? It's an acceptable haircut. Everybody in our hometown has a mullet.

  Christine Hughes : Jimmy, people in our hometown even give their dogs mullets. This isn't back home, this is LA.

  Greg Warner : Uh, Dominic; you want to go out back and play catch with me?

  Dominic Hughes [#2] : Sure!

  [Runs out] 

  Jimmy Hughes : Why'd you do that?

  Greg Warner : Well, I didn't think he should hear you two arguing over his haircut. It might break his heart; his 'Achy Breaky Heart'

  [Runs from room with Jimmy chasing him] 

• Jimmy Hughes : [Greg and KIm are getting ready to go out]  Hey, hey; all dressed up and ready, huh?

  Greg Warner : Jimmy, you are seeing the being of a great and wonderful Valentine's Day.

  Christine Hughes : As long as I don't have to see the end.

  [to Jimmy] 

  Christine Hughes : Can you imagine watching those two skinny little bodies naked? It would be like watching a praying mantis having sex with a cricket.

• Greg Warner : So, Curtis; you went to college?

  Curtis : Yeah, for about a year and a half; then the money ran out so I went to ask my mom for money and that's how I wound up in jail.

  Greg Warner : It's not a crime to ask your mother for money for college.

  Curtis : It is if your mother is a bank teller and you're holding a gun on her while asking.

• Kim Warner : [following a night of unusually good sex]  It was amazing... all the screaming...

  Greg Warner : Yeah... I just hope I didn't wake Sammy.

• Greg Warner : [Sammy has fallen down from the jungle-gym]  Does it still hurt, Sammy?

  Sam 'Sammy' Warner : No.

  Christine Hughes : I'm just glad he stopped crying...

  Greg Warner : I was worried about my son!

• Greg Warner : Where do you see yourself in twenty years?

  Jimmy Hughes : I don't know. Where do you see me in twenty years?

  Greg Warner : Hopefully just at holidays and other family functions.

• Christine Hughes : I don't like hitting my kids. What are we Bill Cosby.

  Kim Warner : Bill Cosby didn't spank his kids.

  Christine Hughes : Who am I thinking of?

  Greg Warner : Bing Crosby.

• Jimmy Hughes : Hi everybody! I'm back and I took Dominic to get his hair cut.

  Christine Hughes : My God, Jimmy! You got him a mullet!

  Greg Warner : [to Kim]  He looks like the world's shortest lesbian.

• Greg Warner : [Greg and Kim developed a roll of film that had nude pictures of Jimmy and Christine]  There were a lot of things I hoped I'd never see and three of them are hanging from Jimmy.

  [Smiling] 

  Greg Warner : Christine did look good though.

  Kim Warner : [Looking at Greg]  Shut up!

• Greg Warner : Hey, what's up?

  Kim Warner : Nothing. Just thinking of names for Jimmy's boat.

  Greg Warner : How about the S.S. Jimmy's An Idiot?

• Greg Warner : Great, dinner with Jimmy. It's like "Tuesdays With Morrie" except you don't learn anything, and at the end you want to guy to die.

• Kim Warner : Every time something goes wrong at work do you want me to put on the Batman cape and fly into town because they upset my Greggy?

  Greg Warner : Actually Batman can't fly.

  Kim Warner : Is that really important?

  Greg Warner : It is to the citizens of Gotham.

• Kim Warner : How's Emily?

  Greg Warner : Sleeping like a 'Jimmy'.

  Kim Warner : In that case, she's sprawled on her back with one hand down her diaper.

  Greg Warner : Yeah, in a bed that belongs to us.

• Greg Warner : What do you mean you can't kill it? You used to go hunting when you where young!

  Jimmy Hughes : I just liked to chug beer and paint my face!

• Jimmy Hughes : [Greg has agreed to do a favor for Jimmy]  Thanks, Greg; you'd really do that for me?

  Greg Warner : Sure, no big deal. It's not like you asked me to help you move; although I am always available to help you move.

  Jimmy Hughes : I know; you put that on our Christmas card. Losing five minutes of sleep won't kill me.